Lost Opportunity

There is a missed opportunity at the end of Shrek 2, when everyone is singing that wicked little ditty 'la vida loca.' Instead of "skin the color of mocha," they could have substituted okra and tied the whole thing together.

Please wire me my consulting fee now. kthx.

You learn new things...

It's funny the little things you pick up on when you have a wife. Today, I was walking to my office in Manhattan and noticed that the girl walking in the opposite direction can't walk in heels.

Never would have noticed before...