Chivalric Spin

Wow, not a post in 9 months. I'm so hip I forgot my own blog...

So, I found myself wondering recently if the revolving door is one of the final nails in chivalry's coffin.

I hold the door for everyone, gender neutral, but generally at least get a comment or thank you from women.

The revolving door, however, flumoxes me. Do you a) go in first and push the door for the person, or b) let them go in first and push from behind? Either seems to have a rude content, neither has the same effect as holding the door for someone.

Meh.

Lost Opportunity

There is a missed opportunity at the end of Shrek 2, when everyone is singing that wicked little ditty 'la vida loca.' Instead of "skin the color of mocha," they could have substituted okra and tied the whole thing together.

Please wire me my consulting fee now. kthx.

You learn new things...

It's funny the little things you pick up on when you have a wife. Today, I was walking to my office in Manhattan and noticed that the girl walking in the opposite direction can't walk in heels.

Never would have noticed before...